favorite this post Wanted: Enormous Mattress (Three Hills) hide this posting unhide

condition: salvage

Looking for a mattress... a really BIG mattress. Something that would dwarf Shaq. Maybe something suitable for the Nephelem. See, we had a bonfire the other night and used a queen size, extra thick mattress with added quilting. It was awesome!!! Flames shot 20 feet into the sky and it seriously lit up the beach like it was daytime. Oh, we added 3 gallons of diesel and I think that really helped a lot!! (that's right, tree hugger, toxic fumes and billowing black smoke.. you shoulda seen it). However, it was over too soon.

Needs to fit on top of an Astrovan.
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